Metal & Punk Guitars
Updated 22 April 2006
The Ibanez Destroyer:
a rockin' Holy Grail -- before Eddie van
Halen had any sense, he played one of these. Made in Japan circa 1978.
We don't know who was smoking what, but these guitars should never have
been allowed in the door! I can't listen to one more puebo-guitar solo from
this pile. SO... here they are, real cHEAp!
This is part of the old Dean stock
that we got that was unassembled.
The brownburst is one that we assembled
and the blue one is on deck.
Beautiful flame Roadster Serial No. F791567. This is top Ibanez stuff. $225
Roadstar II C84. Japan. Has phaze switch and fiesta-red everything. $225
Ibanez Blazer Two humbuckings. F81. $225
Ibanez Flame-burst and bound. $325
Cream Roadstar II with push-pull pot humbucking splitter. Heavy wank and floyd setup. $300
Candy-apple red Roadstar II RS-440. Push-push pot. Floyd-style wanking bridge. J-85. $250
Pointy black rock stick Shouldn't be in Japantown; should be Koreatown. $200
Candy-apple red RG-350 Two humbuckings and a single. Floyd whammy system. ?konntoo? $275
Ibanez Star Serial No. K83. Customized. $250
Ibanez CN-100 Archtop. GREAT les paul-style instrument. Serial No. D78. $350
Nasty, pointy, pud-pullers!
We call 'em Krammits" -- heavy metal sticks that screech and squeal and make god-awful noises. They should have been banned at the door, but they were such good quality guitars, we had to offer the welcome mat. There's probably 30 of these things hiding in the Subway inventory -- and we hate 'em. Crushed red pearl Night Swan, short (Gibson)-scale, ebony fretboard -- a top-quality instrument. Three humbucking blue rock star "thang" with a star on it -- so some dweeb named Ricky Sanborn would remember who he was. Red Focus 5000 -- wanted to be the pointiest guitar on Planet Earth; it could be a gruesome marshall arts weapon. Whoever designed this should be in a padded cell. Bile yellow, black and white jerk-and-spurt models. These have USA parts (I actually think the necks and bodies were made in Canada). Don't let me look at these things another day! from $300
Black USA Dean V. White binding. Floyd. Zebra pickups. $700
Platinum Flying V. Probably by Ibanez. Killer humbuckers. Was in
a TV commercial for video games. $375
We're embarrassed by this Dean ML. Neck-through atrocity. Blueburst
with a lightning graphic played by some dweeb named Darryl. $800
Red Explorer clone with glued-in neck. Schaller Zebra humbuckers.
Non-trem gold bridge. High tech. $300
Explorer copy. Glued-in neck, gold hardware. Binding. New. Strings
through back. $300
Nasty, pointy kramit (Kramer American) with erect peghead, metallic
red. Floyd. Two singles and a humbucker. Pull your pud for only: $325
White kramit (Kramer American). Three on-off switches, Floyd, wanker's
Blue kramit (Kramer). Two humbuckers with a Floyd to jerk and spurt
with. USA. $325
Metal pointy Ibanez RG. Sleek red maple. Floyd. Two humbuckers with
a single coil in-between. Must have poodle-doo haircut, PLUS.... $300
Peavey Tracer. Black-on-black with Floyd. $325
White Charvel. Gold hardware. Erect peghead. Two singles and a humbucker.
Nasty, pointy black krammit (Kramer). Two humbuckers, Floyd. Pud-puller's
Most pointy guitar in show business! Kandy-apple red. Lethal! Alien! Kramer.
Focus 5000. USA. Three humbuckers. Three on-off toggles. One volume.
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